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• Bake pistachios in a preheated oven at 150C for 3 minutes.
• Grind warm pistachios with icing sugar in food processor
• Mix pistachio mix with 1 egg white and salt. Set aside.
• Beat egg white until medium peaks.
• Cook sugar and water until it starts bubbling or 118C, pour it into egg whites with beaters running on low speed.
• Beat meringue until stiff and glossy on high speed
• Stir 1/3 of meringue into pistachio mix.
• Pour pistachio mix into meringue and fold until batter is able to fall without trace after a count to 10.
• Place batter into a piping bag. Pipe dollops of batter onto a lined baking tray.
• Bake at 150C for 14 minutes or until golden.
• Remove from tray with paper and let it rest on a rack to cool down.
• Peel macarons off and pair them with similar sizes. Keep air tight until time to fill.
• Pipe a blob of filling onto one macaron and top with another piece.
• Serve immediately or keep chilled.

I baked this cricket ball cake for a friend a while ago. It was the first ever novelty cake I have ever made. I baked a chocolate mud cake in a round pyrex bowl and then rolled out some fondant and laid it over the cake and decorated it with an icing pen I found in woolies.

This cake was made of chocolate mud cake with flour, so it was much easier to bake than the paleo chocolate mud cake. Besides, it did not require and cutting or carving. So if you have a cricket fan, this would be the perfect cake to bake them!

satay sticks for entree, a big scotch fillet and this novelty cake for dessert! I found a recipe online and decided to try it.

The cake was easy enough to bake, but building it was a lot harder than I expected… because it is a paleo cake and has no flour or anything to hold it together, it comes out much smaller and deflates when it cools down. It is nevertheless a very good paleo chocolate mud cake.
The initial idea was to build a skyline, but it ended up looking like a ute instead and now he won’t stop calling it his ute cake. 

Here is a recipe for a normal chocolate mud cake if you want the cake to stand properly. I have made a novelty cake out of this recipe as well – a cricket ball.

Building this car was not easy, luckily there are many youtube videos out there. Here is one that I chose to help guide me. I baked a chocolate mud cake to form the inside of the car, mixed up an avocado chocolate mousse to use as icing to help glue the car together and finally a simple marshmallow fondant to make it look pretty and turn it into a purple car because purple is his favourite colour. 

Chocolate Mud Cake
Ingredients:
200g butter
250 dark chocolate, in pieces
4 eggs, separated
1/2 cup honey

• Preheat oven to 160 degrees.
• Melt butter and dark chocolate over low heat in a saucepan and stir until smooth. Set aside.
• Whisk egg yolks with half of the honey until thick and creamy.
• In a separate bowl, beat egg whites until soft peaks form. Gradually beat in the rest of the honey.
• Add chocolate mix to the egg yolk mix and mix together with a spoon.
• Fold through egg white gently. Once mixed together, pour batter into cake pan.
• Bake for 40-50 minutes.

Avocado Chocolate Mousse
Ingredients:
2 avocados
1/4 cup cocoa powder
1/4 cup honey

• Pulse all ingredients in a food processor until the mixture is smooth.

Marshmallow Fondant
Ingredients:
125g marshmallows
250g icing sugar
Food Colouring

• Place marshmallows in a microwaveable bowl and microwave them for about 30 seconds or until marshmallows have melted.
• Slowly mix the icing sugar with marshmallows with a fork. It will get very sticky and very messy. I would recommend not touching the mixture until you have enough icing sugar in it for it to be less messy. Add in your desired colour of food colouring in the mix while you are stirring.
• Once you have enough icing sugar, the mix should not be too sticky and you can roll out your fondant and design your novelty cake.

Note: I used normal white marshmallows without food colouring for the windows, blue food colouring for the wheels and mixed red and blue food colouring to get purple.